Lizzie Got Back.

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→ 20 May 12 at 2 am

Please read: Due to a high amount of unused blogs on Tumblr, we are deleting every blog that does not reblog this by January first. People have been asking for taken URL’s and this is what we are doing.

t-antalize:

DAMMIT, STAFF.

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→ 20 May 12 at 2 am

Watching White Chicks for the first time.

lolololololololololololo.

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→ 25 Apr 12 at 7 pm (via crownedrose)

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→ 25 Apr 12 at 4 pm wowfunniestposts:

If you don’t reblog…

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Reblog if your able to find something wrong in this sentence.

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→ 10 Apr 12 at 11 pm

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→ 29 Mar 12 at 9 pm (Source: happyneverafters, via bigtimerachell)

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→ 29 Mar 12 at 9 pm

(Source: kendazzzzle)

tags: love. this so much

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→ 29 Mar 12 at 9 pm

tags: lolololol

Effie: And the boy tribute is... Fox Maslow.

Fox:

James: I VOLUNTEER. I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.

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→ 29 Mar 12 at 9 pm theoceansouravenue:

justalesbian:

blanderslut:

inkystars:

halfgodsgotswag:

heyfunniest:

“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”
“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?”

“Mom….I’m…”
“Gay. Yeah.”
“You knew?”
“I ship you and your best friend.”
“Ship?”
“I ship it.”
“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”
“Does he like reading?”
“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-“
“You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.”

^…GPOY.

Or if its a girl

“Mom…I like girls the way i’m supposed to like guys”

“No you like girls the way you’re supposed to like girls. With tits and kissing. Its the right thing”

“But-“

“Shh here have a glee calendar with naya rivera from 2011”

“But mom that’s objectifying-“

“shh lesbians”

This made my week.

i want one of my kids to be gay, i really do

(via bigtimewh0res)

tags: this.

theoceansouravenue:

justalesbian:

blanderslut:

inkystars:

halfgodsgotswag:

heyfunniest:

“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?”

“Mom….I’m…”“Gay. Yeah.”“You knew?”“I ship you and your best friend.”“Ship?”“I ship it.”“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”“Does he like reading?”“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-““You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.”

^…GPOY.

Or if its a girl
“Mom…I like girls the way i’m supposed to like guys”
“No you like girls the way you’re supposed to like girls. With tits and kissing. Its the right thing”
“But-“
“Shh here have a glee calendar with naya rivera from 2011”
“But mom that’s objectifying-“
“shh lesbians”

This made my week.

i want one of my kids to be gay, i really do

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→ 29 Mar 12 at 9 pm

Anonymously try to seduce me.

(via bigtimerachell)